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Winter Update

Located in: DavidKMagnus
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Eighteen months of other projects,
For EVE only delays.
What little work was done for us,
Adds nothing to our play.
So the time you had was running out,
And our hearts were growing cold.
When monocles were then released,
You couldn’t be more bold.

The time has come for you to bring
A true update for EVE
But it’s also time to say goodbye
To hubris, pride, you see
We love your game, we want to play
What should every player do?
How could we get your sole attention?
We didn’t have a clue!

Winter update, Winter update!
Let’s wipe away our tears.
Winter update, winter update!
‘Cause the time is finally here!
The time is finally here!

Giving us four brand-new ships,
The art team’s job begins
Next we get new nebulae,
To let the stars shine in!
You take our ships,
Their old skins you let go;
Give them new textures,
So their beauty will glow!

Winter update, Winter update!
Let’s wipe away our tears.
Winter update, winter update!
The change we need is near.
Winter update, winter update!
‘Cause the time is finally here!
‘Cause the time is finally here!

Many players unsubscribed,
This was the awful price.
But now we’ll see them all return;
They can’t escape their vice.
You help them see why CCP
Has come from six below.
You’re making all the change we need,
So the player base can grow!

Winter update, Winter update!
Let’s wipe away our tears.
Winter update, winter update!
The change we need is near.
Winter update, winter update!
‘Cause the time is finally here!
‘Cause the time is finally here!

No easy task to nerf things down,
But that’s what supers need.
With careful tweaking to and fro,
They’ll be balanced indeed.
Destroyers, hybrids, starbase fuel,
Time dilation too!
You must be working very hard,
We know you’ll see it through!

Winter update, Winter update!
Let’s wipe away our tears.
Winter update, winter update!
The change we need is near.
Winter update, winter update!
‘Cause the time is finally here!
‘Cause the time is finally here!

Now that I know what you will do,
It’s time to head for space.
From station I will soon depart,
Expand my knowledge base.
How will I do with all these changes?
Will I die right away?
Want EVE to go on, so I must
Get my friends to play
Get my friends to play

Winter update, Winter update!
Let’s wipe away our tears.
Winter update, winter update!
The change we need is near.
Winter update, winter update!

‘Cause the time is finally here!