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MistaPwn

Located in: Lordjelloiii
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he'll scam you or kill you or maybe both
he'll leave you in ruins or leave you a ghost
but he's a really nice guy if you get to know him
unless of course you forgot to blow him

ganker and scammer or what you will
just being near him might could make you ill
his tact or his fits are a horrid disgrace
but oh my dear lordy don't look at his face

it's all gnarly and twisted and looks quite like shit
one nostril is larger, that's where his thumb fits
one eyeball is missing his mouth always frowns
his chin hairs are wiry and his ears touch the ground

but he flies like a daemon and makes many dead
he's the best pilot around (at least in his head)
he shoots transports, and miners, shuttles, and frigs
so I'd watch myself if yer near where he lives

and while your at it, you should send him your stuff
he'll do his math magic and double it up
send it right back, at least that's what he'll say
but in the end, you know everyone pays

he claims to have a penis and huge balls of steel
perhaps in his jump clone, cuz these ones aint real
but he still needs your tears, your life, and your hiney
just sit back and take it, or don't fly with your shineys

he'll scam you or kill you or maybe both
he'll leave you in ruins or leave you a ghost
i said ghost yes a host not a goat but a ghost
you're a ghost a poor ghost not a goat just a ghost