Moosehouse

here comes the man his name is moose
they don't make a shirt that fits him loose
he sit in his char and he play eve
make some people laugh while others grieve
we never know how things will go
so we tune in to the moosehouse show
now you should see what moose he say
and you should live in a moosey way
and you should know
the moosehouse show
the moosehouse show
sometimes he farts over the air
sometimes he watch raff build a chair
sometimes we watch him drink his coke
or shoot up bad the guys and leave them in smoke
sometimes he give away his cash
sometimes we watch the mooseshow crash
but that's ok
it's not every day
we'll still go
and watch the moosehouse show
the moosehouse show
now you see the moose is with the mouse
don't try to figure the logistics out
i'm just guessing theirs lots of lube
and mouse likes those moose manboobs
he kinda tubby but that's ok
he so damn manly he turned markee gay
now you should see what moose he say
and you should live in a moosey way
you should know
the moosehouse show
the moosehouse show