Server Downtime Rhapsody
Is Eve my real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught by a reboot,
No access to Tranquility.
Get up from your chair and pee,
I'm just a pubbie, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
PCU high, PCU low,
Anyway the game loads doesn't really matter to me, to me.
CCP, just killed TQ,
Put a dunce cap on his head,
Pulled the power, now it's dead.
CCP, ops had just begun,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away.
You can go play PS2,
If I can't login by this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if downtime really matters.
Too late, I pressed undock,
Sent shivers down my spine,
JF's lagging all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, the game just froze,
Can't deliver those contracts and that's the truth.
Mama, ooh (nothing that the log shows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never logged in at all.
I see a little silhouetto on undock,
UI lag, UI lag, will it load or no go?
Server load not lightening,
Very, very frightening me.
I'm just a pubbie, no game dev loves me.
He's just a pubbie - check his corp history,
Spare him the shame of this loss CCP.
Easy come, easy go, I lost my depot
Petition! No, they won't refund depots. (My depot!)
Petition! They won't refund depots. (My depot!)
Petition! They won't refund depots. (My depot!) Won't refund depots. (My depot!)
Salvage or depots
Better let it go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama Seagull, mama Seagull (Mama Seagull, let me go.)
Hilmarzebub has a shutdown put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you close all my sockets and extend downtime?
So your server will lag out and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, CCP screwed me, baby,
Just gotta log out, just gotta log right outta here.
Downtime really matters,
At least to CCP.
But downtime, doesn’t matter
Downtime doesn't matter to me.
Anyway the server loads.