I'm Gonna Welp (500 Fleets)
When the fleet pings, well, I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be a wild ride when we go roam
When I undock, yeah, I know that I won't need
That I won't need to worry ‘bout findin’ my way home.
And if we get dunked, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who gets dunked next to you
And if we POS bash, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who's bashin' next to you
But I would welp five hundred fleets
And I would welp five hundred more
Just to be that guy who welped one thousand fleets
To top out on zkillboard
When I warp in, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who's warpin' in on you
And when that payout… comes in from that SRP
I'll submit for alliance reimbursement too
When we bridge out (when we bridge out), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's not sure what to do
And if I'm bumpin', (Titan bumpin’!) well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who will be bumpin' you
But I would welp five hundred fleets
And I would welp five hundred more
Just to be that guy who welped one thousand fleets
To top out on zkillboard
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When we’re blopsing, well, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who’s cyno’ing for you
And when you jump in, well, I know you’re gonna be
You’re gonna be the one who bombs ‘em straight and true
If we get blobbed, well I know we’re gonna be
We’re gonna be the ones who get popped, sad to say
But when we death clone, well I know we’re gonna be
We’re gonna be the ones that fight another day
We’re gonna be the ones that fight another day
But I would welp five hundred fleets
And I would welp five hundred more
Just to be that guy who welped one thousand fleets
To top out on zkillboard
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And I would welp five hundred fleets
And I would welp five hundred more
Just to be that guy who welped one thousand fleets
To top out on zkillboard