Hotel Eve Online

Located in: Subira Hakuli
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On a quick trip through null-sec, cargo hold full of wares
Trying to make it to Jita, on a wing and a prayer
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My heart grew heavy as I dropped from warp
A bubble's caught me tonight
There she sat in her svipul;
I heard my shields expire
And I was thinking to myself,
"It won't be long before I retire"
Then she lit up my capsule... and she showed me the way
Creepy voices in the station sounds,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the game called Eve Online
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Flying round in space
Plenty of room on the server Eve Online
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find us here

Her mind is warp-core-stab-twisted, she loves to be the troll
she got a lot of newbro miner kills for the lolz
How they rage in local, sweet salty tears
Corpses of her enemies, corpses of her peers

So I pinged up my corpmates,
"Please scout me through space"
They said, "We never use that route out here when a gate camp's in place"
And still those drifters are calling from far away,
Wake me up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the game called Eve Online
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Shooting things in space
They wrecking' it up in the game called Eve Online
What a nice Keepstar (what a nice Keepstar)
Bring your avatar

Ship spinning in station
Quafe Zero on ice
Aura said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the captain's quarters,
We gathered to explore
We walk around and sit on the couch,
But we can't go through the door

Last thing I remember, I was
trying to resign
I had to find the wormhole back
To my life pre-Eve Online
"Relax," said the GM,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can unsub any time you like,
But you can never leave!"