The State Of Eve

well it was a normal wednesday
when i logged on to waste some money
but i saw a random shitpost
that i thought looked kinda funny
so i logged right on to reddit
and when to r sash eebe
the eula now has changed
gambling is dead like steve
everyone was banned
for selling stuff for cash
oh wait now what the fuck
i begin to button mash
holy crap this wasn't shitposting
all this stuff is true
and if you had large winnings
G G P took them all from you
well lemmy said I'm innocent
and 2ron said the same
meep meep didn't bother
since he's never in the game
well gambling is dead now boys
whatcha gonna do
can't trade pixels for dollars
unless their pixel boobs
well im not saying what was done
was any sort of wrong
i mean for a great big foritzar
who wouldn't grab a dong
well world war wasp was really fun
it put kittens in his place
but i kinda miss those loony boys
that used to ruin space
well rmt can ruin games
if it was really done
but if they were just gambling
what's wrong with having fun
you gamble in this game
every time that you undock
but if you are space rich enough
it just a chopping block
everyone will hate 
those that have more they do
yes listen salty haters
i'm talking now to you
you've wanted sites for gambling
shut down for many years
mostly because you never win
and have corncobs in your rears
well now that they are gone
what will others do
they just wanna play around
and not do things with you
2ron ill miss you
meep meep so long
lemmy i didn't know you
and i never grabed your dong
ggp has lost a bit 
but that's not to new
their always fucking something up
this is what they do